Phil Robertson, TV’s Duck Dynasty patriarch and founder of Duck Commander (a hunting and outdoor recreation supply company), died on May 25 (no doubt in shock over the death of Marcel Ophuls). My mother told me “never speak ill of the dead,” so I will just let Phil speak for himself: “I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash.” “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.” “Just because a man may 'feel' like a woman doesn't mean he should be able to share a bathroom with my daughter, or yours. That used to be called common sense. Now it's called bigoted." “Two guys break into an atheist's home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot 'em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And they can look at him and say, 'Isn't it great that I don't have to worry about being judged? Isn't it great that there's nothing wrong with this? There's no right or wrong, now is it dude?'"
