
German-born porn actor and director Tim Kruger, 44, died on March 1—this is another Mystery Death, as his partner, Grobes Geraet, blogged, “Tim’s death was a tragic, yet simple accident at home.” Kruger got his start when working in a Berlin porn shop; he appeared in (and sometimes directed) such epics as Man Island, Fisting Underground III (I am kicking myself for missing Fisting Undergrounds I and II), Tims Tool (which I hope will replace that missing apostrophe), Demoralize My Hole, and (drum roll) Darius Hot Musclebody Is Beautiful to Watch Getting Fucked by That Monstercock (I wonder that that one’s about?). Kruger himself said, “It’s a great gift to have a cock like this but you also have to know how to use it. And sometimes you can’t help but think it’s the only reason people want to sleep with you, which can be kind of depressing if you don’t have a healthy self-image.”
